Ticked Off

Last night I stood in front of a blazing fire, screaming hysterically as I tore my clothes from my body and threw them into the flames. Stripped down to nothing, my in-laws sat back in horror, hands covering their mouths, and watched as I demanded someone in the full crowd check my bare naked body.…

Spoiled Milk

..don’t trust the syrup Two, Three and I recently made maple candy, only not by choice. The clear sap we’d collected bubbled, boiled over, and transformed into a hardened, beige-colored concoction that resembled unsettled peanut butter fudge. The boys were crushed. They’d wasted days eagerly watching jugs fill with sap, only to find it turned…